I shaved my legs last night. If you remember, dear diary, I had been very pleased that my legs were recognizable as human limbs. But not anymore... since I shaved them, they're back to being about as white a confectioners sugar. Maybe I should go to Paris and start a fashion design company for pale people... I could start a trend! Ooh aah. Whoever reads this, boycott being tan! I beg you! I don't want to be mocked about my paleness anymore.
But alas! I wont be mocked for paleness. I'll be mocked for these damned pimples! I wash my face. I use astringent. I do everything my dermatologist says to, and yet STILL I break out. Ick. I go swimming, and they declare an oil spill. A pale oil spill.
Everyone has signed off... if anyone who reads this gets REALLY bored, you can IM me. I could turn productive right now... you know what? I think I will. I'm off to make a to-do list for tomorrow. Whee! Care to join me?
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