1) When I was little, I used to play with Barbie and Ken all the time. They would hold political debates. Barbie was pro-war, pro-life; Ken was pro-peace, pro-choice.
2) I'm French. That, really, should cover it right there.
3) By the time I was six, I was in love with Emily Dickinson.
4) I went through the alien stage when I was roughly eight... and I wrote my own version of The Blue Book. For those of you who don't know, that's another govt. conspiracy: supposedly, over the years, the govt. has kept a blue book of information regarding extraterrestrials. At least, that's how I interpreted it at eight years old. My memory is a tad bit fuzzy. I should probably take a look at that...
5) I wish they made a perfume that smells like the air does when it rains.
6) I often times jump up and try to touch my cieling. When I can't, I say to myself (out loud) "Damn, still short."
7) I make up conversations with people that don't, and sometime that do exist. Then, I try to open up a forum in which I could have the conversation. I do it to find out if I'm phsycic and knew how the conversation was going to go.
8) My entire wardrobe.
9) Every so often, I change my handwriting on purpose and just start writing like that. Every couple of years I switch off between y's with curliques and y's without.
10) I'm making this list.
11) I often pretend that I'm in some crazy adventure in which I have to sneak into the principals' private life and find out his secrets for some sinister cause. It's fun, imagining that he secretly sacrifices seagulls to his great-aunt-molly, or that he's a drag queen. In fact, I'm currently discovering that he's pimping out the popular girls at our school for an assyrian drug lord who's blackmailing him with some deep, dark secret about his wifes half-brothers' cousin (thrice removed).
12) I've never owned a rubber duck.
13) My first-ever babysitter, whom I was sat by for two years, was a heroin addict and dealer. I think the daycare may have been a front.
That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll think of more later.